Tea Puns
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Sleazy teapot has a few cracking tea puns up his sleeve...



What does a teapot say to it's lover?
O, dajarling!

Who is a tea lover's favorite actress?
Tea Leoni.

Why did the teabag have to do it's laundry?
Because it was stained.

What is a baby’s teapot favorite game?
Pekoe-boo.

How long does it take to ship tea from China?
Oolong time!

Why must you be careful of tea?
Because it might mug you.

What does a teabag do when it's tired?
It seeps.

Why did the teacup get in trouble?
Because he was naughtea.

Why did the tea get away?
Because it was loose.

What's the tea man's favorite movie?
E.T.

The people stand up for royalty.
The queen sits down for royal tea.

What happens when the old lady's teapot laughs too hard?
She teas her pants.

What's under a baby teapot's cozy?
Plastic panteas.

What is under Mr. Teapot's cozy?
His teaniss. 

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